Gem for the day

Tonight, Charming and I taught a short "Dinner Etiquette" class to the Deacons and Beehives at church (aka: 12 and 13-year-olds).

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Charming: "Who can tell me what the men are supposed to do when a lady gets up from your table?"

Young man: "Stand up."

Charming: "That's right! What do you do when she comes back?"

Young man: "Sit down."
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